Do I Detect an Obsession with the B word?

I'm in New Orleans as I write this. While New Orleans still has some wonderful food, architecture, and music, it also has some of the most godawful tack in the world. Here are a selection of slogans I saw on t-shirts in tourist shops this morning:

I want to be Barbie / The BITCH has everything!

If you can read this the bitch fell off

I may be a cruel heartless bitch but I'm good at it

Kitchen bitch

Kitchen bitch / Don't make me poison you

I'm the bitch that fell off

I'm not a bitch / I'm THE bitch / and Miss Bitch to you

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