Irate Pirates

I made up this game today: Make a poem out of the letters in your name. Except that, for game development/demonstration purposes, I used the word PIRATES, which is why I call the game Irate Pirates. Here are a couple of goes: one doggerel and one haiku. Warning: These poems are really really really really bad.

Irate Pirate
I ate pears at Easter;
Pastries are tastier.
I set a trap,
I spear a rat.
A star repast?
Eat a pest!

Irate Pirate Haiku
Pirates stare at stars
Prettiest pirate apart
Tears atest its stress?

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